All traffic to magically part and let me pass.
Rush Limbaugh's head on a stick.
Legalization of marijuana.Someone to come clean my house for me.
A haircut.
Free lunch!
All my bills paid.
A week's vacation at the beach.
Equal rights for gays and lesbians.
Denise Richards in my bed.
A carton of cigarettes. (smoke up, johnny)
My cat to refrain from hawking up hairballs.
The return of Carol Danvers as Ms. Marvel.
To be a contestant on Survivor!
The collapse of the Republican party. (great job so far, guys!)
Hockey season tickets.
Winning lottery ticket.
Fireworks.
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