Friday, July 3, 2009

What I Want For My Birthday

All traffic to magically part and let me pass.

Rush Limbaugh's head on a stick.

Legalization of marijuana.

Someone to come clean my house for me.

A haircut.

Free lunch!

All my bills paid.

A week's vacation at the beach.

Equal rights for gays and lesbians.

Denise Richards in my bed.

A carton of cigarettes. (smoke up, johnny)

My cat to refrain from hawking up hairballs.

The return of Carol Danvers as Ms. Marvel.

To be a contestant on Survivor!

The collapse of the Republican party. (great job so far, guys!)

Hockey season tickets.

Winning lottery ticket.