Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thank you, thank you very much...

Well, it's Thanksgiving, and it's got me thinking about all the things I'm thankful for. Like....

My sweet job, which allows me to work from home, thereby avoiding all you other drivers who live to piss me off.

Computer illiterates, who allow me to have my sweet job.

Television, where everyone is clever and attractive.

Herbal supplements

Easy women.

My family, who give me a safe, warm feeling of superiority.

Chili Cheese Fritos.

Las Vegas.

$1 double-cheeseburgers at Burger King.

Neve Campbell and Denise Richards making out in Wild Things.

No more Bush-Cheney-Rove bullshit.

Not having to explain my months of silence here.

Gay bars.

Movies where things blow up.


Friends with beer.