I am broke. I was stressing out about it, but I took a pill, and now I don't care anymore. In fact, I'm totally fine with it. I'm just thinking about all the cool things I can do with no money!
Stare in restaurant windows at people eating and make them uncomfortable.
Chase the cat with the vacuum.
Extol the virtues of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Clean the kitchen floor, all the while wondering where the singing mice and birdies are.
Watch TV shows On Demand. Because I am nothing, if not demanding.
Teach the dog to sing.
Try to make my computer games work with Windows Vista until it makes me weep.
Meditate on the meaning of hockey.
Try to catch Cheese-its in my mouth.
Chase the cat again, while vacuuming up Cheese-its.
Yell at my bank manager for screwing everything up, even though it's not her fault.
Lie around like a lump.
Sit smugly in my house while everyone fights rush hour in the rain.
Read comic books.
I better get busy, I have alot to do.
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